For a moment there I was worried. That awkward period after Christmas closeout sales, and before Valentines Day left me with an empty feeling. I wandered aimlessly down the isles of stores, not knowing what to buy. Tell me, please. Someone tell me! Other than necessities, and odd rubbish that should never have been put on the shelves, there was nothing buy. What would I do with my money?

But, oh, what is this? I have been saved. Wandering down the isles of the new Walgreen’s I found my cheap chocolate and paper lace section decked out in vomit inducing reds and pinks. Hurray! Valentines Day is here. That warm feeling of capitalism is safely back inside my heart. I will now shower my friends, family and all other loved ones with over priced, poor quality V-Day crap.

Yippy!